{"id":2218,"date":"2012-11-12T16:01:13","date_gmt":"2012-11-12T23:01:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/?p=2218"},"modified":"2016-04-07T16:00:31","modified_gmt":"2016-04-07T23:00:31","slug":"2218","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/?p=2218","title":{"rendered":". . ."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The little wooden boy sneaks into the treasure vault of an ancient ogre. He steals a box of holding things and a shield to weather any storm. The ogre, unwisely, assails him with lightning. The shield protects him! The wooden boy walks whistling away.<\/p>\n<p>He even finds a pair of seven-league boots \u2014 how awesome is that?<\/p>\n\r\n\t\t\t<div class='et-tabs-container et_sliderfx_fade et_sliderauto_false et_sliderauto_speed_5000 et_slidertype_top_tabs' id='et-tabs-container438'>\r\n\t\t\t\t<ul class='et-tabs-control'>\r\n\t\t\t<li><a href='#'>\r\n\t\t\tAwesomeness:\r\n\t\t<\/a><\/li> \r\n\t\t<li><a href='#'>\r\n\t\t\t. . .\r\n\t\t<\/a><\/li>\r\n\t\t<\/ul> <!-- .et-tabs-control --> \r\n\t\t<div class='et-tabs-content'>\r\n\t\t\t<div class='et_slidecontent'>\r\n\t\t\t\r\n\t\t<\/div> \r\n\t\t<div class='et_slidecontent'>\r\n\t\t\tNot very!<\/p>\n<p>He can&#8217;t wear them! \ud83d\ude41<\/p>\n<p>After a while he gets angry and he throws them to bob up and down until they sink in some dismal goblin\u2019s well.\r\n\t\t<\/div>\r\n\t\t<\/div>\r\n\t\t\t<\/div> <!-- .et-tabs-container -->\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The little wooden boy sneaks into the treasure vault of an ancient ogre. He steals a box of holding things and a shield to weather any storm. The ogre, unwisely, assails him with lightning. The shield protects him! The wooden boy walks whistling away. He even finds a pair of seven-league boots \u2014 how awesome [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":2249,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[12],"tags":[],"series":[5],"class_list":["post-2218","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-stomping-the-world-round-chapter-2","series-stwr"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/Wooden_Boy_and_Storm_Shield.png","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2218","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2218"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2218\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6634,"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2218\/revisions\/6634"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2249"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2218"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2218"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2218"},{"taxonomy":"series","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fseries&post=2218"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}