{"id":2274,"date":"2012-11-15T23:01:32","date_gmt":"2012-11-16T06:01:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/?p=2274"},"modified":"2016-04-07T16:00:24","modified_gmt":"2016-04-07T23:00:24","slug":"2274","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/?p=2274","title":{"rendered":". . ."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>After that, the boy stops moving. He\u2019s just a wooden boy, after all. They don\u2019t actually, you know, move, or do stuff. Hans picks him up. He plays with his hands and feet.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cYou shouldn\u2019t do that,\u201d Brygmir says.<\/p>\n<p>Oh, right! She was coming over.<\/p>\n<p>Hans startles. He\u2019d entirely forgot.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI was just making sense of things!\u201d Hans protests, embarrassed.<\/p>\n<p>She sells him tape.<\/p>\n<p>(She makes tape, for his emus.)<\/p>\n<p>He throws the boy in his pantry, with the food and gold.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>After that, the boy stops moving. He\u2019s just a wooden boy, after all. They don\u2019t actually, you know, move, or do stuff. Hans picks him up. He plays with his hands and feet. \u201cYou shouldn\u2019t do that,\u201d Brygmir says. Oh, right! She was coming over. Hans startles. He\u2019d entirely forgot. \u201cI was just making sense [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":2263,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[12],"tags":[],"series":[5],"class_list":["post-2274","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-stomping-the-world-round-chapter-2","series-stwr"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/Wooden_Boy_Chained.png","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2274","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2274"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2274\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6625,"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2274\/revisions\/6625"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2263"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2274"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2274"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2274"},{"taxonomy":"series","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fseries&post=2274"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}