{"id":2328,"date":"2012-11-21T08:01:30","date_gmt":"2012-11-21T15:01:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/?p=2328"},"modified":"2012-11-07T02:58:59","modified_gmt":"2012-11-07T09:58:59","slug":"2328","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/?p=2328","title":{"rendered":". . ."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The jamlessness is burning!<\/p>\n<p>He has to get out of there. He must!<\/p>\n<p>The little wooden boy pounds fervently on the door to Hans\u2019 pantry. He\u2019s hoping the farmer will come.<\/p>\n<p>Only: there\u2019s no door to Hans\u2019 pantry!<\/p>\n<p>The nonexistence of the pantry door explodes in flames.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cNo<em>o!\u201d <\/em>wails the wooden boy. It is backed into the corner.<\/p>\n<p>Then Hans is there.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The jamlessness is burning! He has to get out of there. He must! The little wooden boy pounds fervently on the door to Hans\u2019 pantry. He\u2019s hoping the farmer will come. Only: there\u2019s no door to Hans\u2019 pantry! The nonexistence of the pantry door explodes in flames. \u201cNoo!\u201d wails the wooden boy. It is backed [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":2334,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[12],"tags":[],"series":[5],"class_list":["post-2328","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-stomping-the-world-round-chapter-2","series-stwr"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/Wooden_Boy_Cornered.png","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2328","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2328"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2328\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2340,"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2328\/revisions\/2340"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2334"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2328"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2328"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2328"},{"taxonomy":"series","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fseries&post=2328"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}