{"id":2344,"date":"2012-11-22T00:01:52","date_gmt":"2012-11-22T07:01:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/?p=2344"},"modified":"2016-04-07T16:00:18","modified_gmt":"2016-04-07T23:00:18","slug":"2344","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/?p=2344","title":{"rendered":". . ."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\u201cFine,\u201d says Hans, grimly. He goes. He farms delicious fruits, grimly. He makes some jam. The little wooden boy sneaks out and watches, even though Hans glares at him now and then as he cooks.<\/p>\n<p>Hans jars the jam, grimly. He puts the jam in the pantry, grimly.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cThere,\u201d he says. \u201cAre you happy now?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The little wooden boy is just wooden. It doesn\u2019t say anything. Boys who are made out of wood can\u2019t actually talk.<\/p>\n<p>Hans was probably imagining the whole encounter! That\u2019s what a reasonable person would think.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u201cFine,\u201d says Hans, grimly. He goes. He farms delicious fruits, grimly. He makes some jam. The little wooden boy sneaks out and watches, even though Hans glares at him now and then as he cooks. Hans jars the jam, grimly. He puts the jam in the pantry, grimly. \u201cThere,\u201d he says. \u201cAre you happy now?\u201d [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":2263,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[12],"tags":[],"series":[5],"class_list":["post-2344","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-stomping-the-world-round-chapter-2","series-stwr"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/Wooden_Boy_Chained.png","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2344","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2344"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2344\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6613,"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2344\/revisions\/6613"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2263"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2344"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2344"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2344"},{"taxonomy":"series","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fseries&post=2344"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}