{"id":2377,"date":"2012-11-27T00:01:31","date_gmt":"2012-11-27T07:01:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/?p=2377"},"modified":"2016-04-07T16:00:12","modified_gmt":"2016-04-07T23:00:12","slug":"2377","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/?p=2377","title":{"rendered":". . ."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\u201cYou probably just <em>think<\/em> you\u2019re supposed to eat people,\u201d Edmund explains furiously, \u201cbecause of Hans, and then every time you eat someone, you get more <em>invested<\/em> in the idea, so that you don\u2019t have to face the guilt for all the times before. You\u2019re probably <em>meant<\/em> to be a super-angel-Heaven wolf and guard little children from awful magical threats.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cLike what?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI don\u2019t know,\u201d Edmund says. The scissors haven\u2019t fallen yet. He flails for ideas. \u201cI guess . . . Nessie?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cNessie?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cThe Loch Ness monster?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The wolf gets up. Wincing it adjusts its position. It lays itself back down. It licks at one of the fifty-pound sphere-weights that it occasionally rolls back and forth as toys.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI will consider the possibility,\u201d says the wolf, \u201cbecause it entertains me. But I doubt very much that I will agree.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u201cYou probably just think you\u2019re supposed to eat people,\u201d Edmund explains furiously, \u201cbecause of Hans, and then every time you eat someone, you get more invested in the idea, so that you don\u2019t have to face the guilt for all the times before. You\u2019re probably meant to be a super-angel-Heaven wolf and guard little children [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":1859,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[12],"tags":[],"series":[5],"class_list":["post-2377","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-stomping-the-world-round-chapter-2","series-stwr"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/Wolf_2b_Chained.png","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2377","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2377"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2377\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6605,"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2377\/revisions\/6605"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/1859"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2377"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2377"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2377"},{"taxonomy":"series","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fseries&post=2377"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}