{"id":2389,"date":"2012-11-29T02:01:25","date_gmt":"2012-11-29T09:01:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/?p=2389"},"modified":"2016-04-07T16:00:11","modified_gmt":"2016-04-07T23:00:11","slug":"6-3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/?p=2389","title":{"rendered":"&#8211; 6 &#8211;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span class='et-dropcap' style=\"font-size: 48px; color: #9D2727;\">O<\/span>n December 18, 2004, magical jaguars in a decaying orbit around the world prevent the formation of a stable strangelet at the Relativistic Heavy Ion Collider.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cIt\u2019s not that I really <em>want<\/em> the world to keep going,\u201d Yohl confesses. \u201cIt\u2019s just \u2014\u201d<\/p>\n<p>If the sorcerer-sages of the Mayans <em>hadn\u2019t<\/em> shot them into space, the magical jaguars wouldn\u2019t <em>have<\/em> to prevent the formation of stable strangelets. They could end the world <em>themselves. <\/em>They could fall on people. And then fall on other people. And more, and more, and more! And then they could crack the world open and they could play in its shattered corpse!<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI\u2019m just attached to it,\u201d Yohl concludes.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>n December 18, 2004, magical jaguars in a decaying orbit around the world prevent the formation of a stable strangelet at the Relativistic Heavy Ion Collider. \u201cIt\u2019s not that I really want the world to keep going,\u201d Yohl confesses. \u201cIt\u2019s just \u2014\u201d If the sorcerer-sages of the Mayans hadn\u2019t shot them into space, the magical [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":2288,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[12],"tags":[],"series":[5],"class_list":["post-2389","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-stomping-the-world-round-chapter-2","series-stwr"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/Chained_Jaguar_Grey.png","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2389","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2389"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2389\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6602,"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2389\/revisions\/6602"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2288"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2389"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2389"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2389"},{"taxonomy":"series","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fseries&post=2389"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}