{"id":2468,"date":"2012-12-06T08:01:16","date_gmt":"2012-12-06T15:01:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/?p=2468"},"modified":"2016-04-07T15:59:58","modified_gmt":"2016-04-07T22:59:58","slug":"2468","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/?p=2468","title":{"rendered":". . ."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Her eyes go far away.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cThere is a chthonic beast,\u201d she says, as if reciting, \u201cthat dwells and roils it in a vast and bubbly cavern; its revelries were furious, blasphemous, and delightful until the svart-elves caught it \u2014 bound it, chained it, tied it down, pinioned it with chains to the five corners of its cavern, held it down to bubble under the surface of its black and tasty lake. Then did the Pepsi-Cola Corporation send down its drills \u2014 so I am told \u2014 to pull up a delightful beverage from its veins; and this, as it keeps the beast quiescent and from raging out across the world, the svart-elves do allow.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Her eyes go far away. \u201cThere is a chthonic beast,\u201d she says, as if reciting, \u201cthat dwells and roils it in a vast and bubbly cavern; its revelries were furious, blasphemous, and delightful until the svart-elves caught it \u2014 bound it, chained it, tied it down, pinioned it with chains to the five corners of [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":1741,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[12],"tags":[],"series":[5],"class_list":["post-2468","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-stomping-the-world-round-chapter-2","series-stwr"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/Icon_Jewel_02.png","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2468","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2468"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2468\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6586,"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2468\/revisions\/6586"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/1741"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2468"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2468"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2468"},{"taxonomy":"series","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fseries&post=2468"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}