{"id":2514,"date":"2012-12-12T00:01:43","date_gmt":"2012-12-12T07:01:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/?p=2514"},"modified":"2016-04-07T15:59:51","modified_gmt":"2016-04-07T22:59:51","slug":"9","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/?p=2514","title":{"rendered":"&#8211; 9 &#8211;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span class='et-dropcap' style=\"font-size: 48px; color: #9D2727;\">T<\/span>he little wooden boy looks around the pantry. It sees the pantry of its own conceptions.<\/p>\n<p>Sometimes it is distantly aware of this.<\/p>\n<p>Sometimes it will remember Hans\u2019 dread black jam. Sometimes it will smell that jam, or taste that jam, and it will understand that it is seeing not the world as it is but the world as it is understood to be.<\/p>\n<p>At such times it will sneak off and work great mischiefs among the things of Hans\u2019 farm. It will release the paper serpent, say, into the ocean. Or it will mix up Hans\u2019 reagents, so that instead of bottled summer he keeps newts\u2019 eyes. Instead of cow\u2019s-fire he\u2019ll have stored the blood of goats.<\/p>\n<p>Sometimes the little wooden boy will disguise itself, using a stone on its forehead, so that Hans suspects it of being an emu, or a wallaby, or some other farm animal, and doesn\u2019t recognize it as the wooden boy itself.<\/p>\n<p>It does all these things \u2014<\/p>\n<p>Or, then again, quite possibly it does not.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>he little wooden boy looks around the pantry. It sees the pantry of its own conceptions. Sometimes it is distantly aware of this. Sometimes it will remember Hans\u2019 dread black jam. Sometimes it will smell that jam, or taste that jam, and it will understand that it is seeing not the world as it is [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":2263,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"series":[5],"class_list":["post-2514","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized","series-stwr"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/Wooden_Boy_Chained.png","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2514","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2514"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2514\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6572,"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2514\/revisions\/6572"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2263"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2514"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2514"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2514"},{"taxonomy":"series","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fseries&post=2514"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}