{"id":2567,"date":"2012-12-16T00:01:51","date_gmt":"2012-12-16T07:01:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/?p=2567"},"modified":"2016-04-07T15:59:44","modified_gmt":"2016-04-07T22:59:44","slug":"2567","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/?p=2567","title":{"rendered":". . ."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Mr. Gulley tries another affair. It does not suit him. He is lonely so he buys a cat. He sits by Fenris and he asks the wolf when it will eat him, but Fenris does not really know.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cDon\u2019t eat the cat,\u201d Mr. Gulley tells him.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cPardon?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI\u2019ve taken care of you all my life, ain\u2019t I?\u201d says Mr. Gulley. His voice and diction crack. \u201cI get a rule or two, don\u2019t I? Don\u2019t eat the cat. Her name is Inedible. OK?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cYou named the cat.\u201d The wolf laughs. It barks out its laugh but it is definitely a laugh. The wind of that laugh flows around the room. \u201cYou named the cat. You named the cat <em>Inedible.<\/em>\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWish my Dad had named it me!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cIt\u2019s all right,\u201d says Fenris. \u201cIt\u2019s all right. Shh, gumby. Shh. I won\u2019t eat the cat.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cGood,\u201d says Mr. Gulley.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Mr. Gulley tries another affair. It does not suit him. He is lonely so he buys a cat. He sits by Fenris and he asks the wolf when it will eat him, but Fenris does not really know. \u201cDon\u2019t eat the cat,\u201d Mr. Gulley tells him. \u201cPardon?\u201d \u201cI\u2019ve taken care of you all my life, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":1859,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[12],"tags":[],"series":[5],"class_list":["post-2567","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-stomping-the-world-round-chapter-2","series-stwr"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/Wolf_2b_Chained.png","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2567","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2567"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2567\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6563,"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2567\/revisions\/6563"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/1859"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2567"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2567"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2567"},{"taxonomy":"series","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fseries&post=2567"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}