\u201cShe\u2019s Inedible,\u201d Mr. Gulley explains. He hefts the cat.<\/p>\n
Joffun frowns at him.<\/p>\n
\u201cI mean, that\u2019s her name. She\u2019s part of the family now.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cShe got footfalls?\u201d Joffun says.<\/p>\n
\u201cPardon?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201c\u2019Cause I could make<\/em> footfalls for her,\u201d Joffun says.<\/p>\n Mr. Gulley squints at him.<\/p>\n \u201cLook,\u201d says Joffun. \u201cOne day or another, right, the cat\u2019s footfalls in that chain of yours\u2019re gonna break. So why not be proactive? Tell you what. I\u2019ll give them to you cheap<\/em>.\u201d<\/p>\n \u201cYou\u2019re charging now?\u201d<\/p>\n \u201cNot much of a life living under a bridge,\u201d says the dwarf. \u201cYeah. I\u2019m charging. I\u2019ll make me some footfalls for Inedible, and I\u2019ll trade \u2019em to you for your son\u2019s heart. Installation in-<\/em>cluded.\u201d<\/p>\n Mr. Gulley laughs. He\u2019s weak. He\u2019s broken. He\u2019s losing it.<\/p>\n \u201cSure,\u201d he says. \u201cSure. Why not? Of course. Can\u2019t have a chain without cat\u2019s footfalls. You\u2019ve got a deal.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" \u201cShe\u2019s Inedible,\u201d Mr. Gulley explains. He hefts the cat. Joffun frowns at him. \u201cI mean, that\u2019s her name. She\u2019s part of the family now.\u201d \u201cShe got footfalls?\u201d Joffun says. \u201cPardon?\u201d \u201c\u2019Cause I could make footfalls for her,\u201d Joffun says. Mr. Gulley squints at him. \u201cLook,\u201d says Joffun. \u201cOne day or another, right, the cat\u2019s footfalls […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":1859,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[12],"tags":[],"series":[5],"class_list":["post-2572","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-stomping-the-world-round-chapter-2","series-stwr"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/Wolf_2b_Chained.png","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2572","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2572"}],"version-history":[{"count":9,"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2572\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6561,"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2572\/revisions\/6561"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/1859"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2572"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2572"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2572"},{"taxonomy":"series","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fseries&post=2572"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}