{"id":2829,"date":"2012-12-25T00:01:29","date_gmt":"2012-12-25T07:01:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/?p=2829"},"modified":"2016-04-07T15:59:28","modified_gmt":"2016-04-07T22:59:28","slug":"1-4","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/?p=2829","title":{"rendered":"&#8211; 1 &#8211;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span class='et-dropcap' style=\"font-size: 48px; color: #9D2727;\">J<\/span>ane separates cans and can\u2019ts for recycling. Then she stares in confusion at the can\u2019ts.<br \/>\n\u201cMartin,\u201d she says. \u201cDo we recycle can\u2019ts?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cAin\u2019ts,\u201d he offers, helpfully. \u201cDon\u2019t can\u2019ts ain\u2019t got to.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>She looks at him as if this has not magically resolved all of her confusion, which, in fact, it has not. He makes funny faces at her. After a while, she decides, \u201cWe need a goat.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWhat?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cA goat, Martin! A goat!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>ane separates cans and can\u2019ts for recycling. Then she stares in confusion at the can\u2019ts. \u201cMartin,\u201d she says. \u201cDo we recycle can\u2019ts?\u201d \u201cAin\u2019ts,\u201d he offers, helpfully. \u201cDon\u2019t can\u2019ts ain\u2019t got to.\u201d She looks at him as if this has not magically resolved all of her confusion, which, in fact, it has not. He makes funny [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":1088,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13],"tags":[],"series":[5],"class_list":["post-2829","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-stomping-the-world-round-chapter-3","series-stwr"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/Jane3_paper_small.png","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2829","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2829"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2829\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6543,"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2829\/revisions\/6543"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/1088"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2829"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2829"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2829"},{"taxonomy":"series","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fseries&post=2829"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}