Martin pays it under the table. \u201cYou\u2019re doing a great job at being a goat,\u201d he says.<\/p>\n
He gives it a handful of bills. It sticks its head under the table. It devours the bills.
\nEverybody is very satisfied with this exchange.<\/p>\n
\u201cHe eats money!\u201d Jane says. She dances. \u201cWhat a delightfully communist billy-goat!\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cThat is a terrible dance,\u201d Martin says. \u201cAnd a terrible sentiment.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cBah,\u201d says Jane.<\/p>\n
She ruffles the head of the creature. It bumps her. She falls over. She bumps her head. Tears well up in her eyes, but she doesn\u2019t wail! She won\u2019t cry! Life\u2019s too gorgeous!<\/p>\n
They have a delightfully communist goat!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Martin pays it under the table. \u201cYou\u2019re doing a great job at being a goat,\u201d he says. He gives it a handful of bills. It sticks its head under the table. It devours the bills. Everybody is very satisfied with this exchange. \u201cHe eats money!\u201d Jane says. She dances. \u201cWhat a delightfully communist billy-goat!\u201d \u201cThat […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":2845,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13],"tags":[],"series":[5],"class_list":["post-2851","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-stomping-the-world-round-chapter-3","series-stwr"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/12\/Jane_Martin_Goat.png","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2851","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2851"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2851\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6540,"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2851\/revisions\/6540"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2845"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2851"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2851"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2851"},{"taxonomy":"series","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fseries&post=2851"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}