{"id":2864,"date":"2012-12-26T14:01:20","date_gmt":"2012-12-26T21:01:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/?p=2864"},"modified":"2016-04-07T15:59:16","modified_gmt":"2016-04-07T22:59:16","slug":"2864","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/?p=2864","title":{"rendered":". . ."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>But even this joy cannot last forever. Eventually Jane catches on.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cMartin,\u201d she says, \u201cI cannot help noticing that you left the phone book open to \u2018goat impersonators,\u2019 with a phone number circled, and a nearby picture of our \u2018goat.\u2019\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWhat an interesting observation!\u201d Martin says.<\/p>\n<p>The goat-impersonator bleats. It wanders about. It attempts to hide the evidence by eating the phone book.<\/p>\n<p>This is a thing that it may not do.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>But even this joy cannot last forever. Eventually Jane catches on. \u201cMartin,\u201d she says, \u201cI cannot help noticing that you left the phone book open to \u2018goat impersonators,\u2019 with a phone number circled, and a nearby picture of our \u2018goat.\u2019\u201d \u201cWhat an interesting observation!\u201d Martin says. The goat-impersonator bleats. It wanders about. It attempts to [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":869,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13],"tags":[],"series":[5],"class_list":["post-2864","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-stomping-the-world-round-chapter-3","series-stwr"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/Chained_Goat.png","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2864","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2864"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2864\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6539,"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2864\/revisions\/6539"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/869"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2864"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2864"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2864"},{"taxonomy":"series","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fseries&post=2864"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}