{"id":2867,"date":"2012-12-27T10:01:53","date_gmt":"2012-12-27T17:01:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/?p=2867"},"modified":"2016-04-07T15:59:16","modified_gmt":"2016-04-07T22:59:16","slug":"2867","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/?p=2867","title":{"rendered":". . ."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>They have discussions late at night, while the goat impersonator is tied up and sleeping.<\/p>\n<p>After a while Jane calls the creature over and she holds its head between her hands.<br \/>\nShe looks quite seriously into its eyes.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI\u2019m sorry,\u201d she says to the creature. \u201cWe\u2019re going to have to let you go.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>It is the end of an era and the end of an obsession. After it clicks and clacks away, down the road, over the troll bridge, and into mortal battle with the troll, Jane can\u2019t find it in her heart to adopt an actual goat. Martin offers, but she can\u2019t accept.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cYou\u2019re gonna have to recycle your cans now,\u201d Martin warns her.<\/p>\n<p>But she throws them at him!<\/p>\n<p>Instead!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>They have discussions late at night, while the goat impersonator is tied up and sleeping. After a while Jane calls the creature over and she holds its head between her hands. She looks quite seriously into its eyes. \u201cI\u2019m sorry,\u201d she says to the creature. \u201cWe\u2019re going to have to let you go.\u201d It is [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":2852,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13],"tags":[],"series":[5],"class_list":["post-2867","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-stomping-the-world-round-chapter-3","series-stwr"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/12\/Jane_Martin_Goat_2.png","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2867","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2867"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2867\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6538,"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2867\/revisions\/6538"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2852"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2867"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2867"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2867"},{"taxonomy":"series","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fseries&post=2867"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}