{"id":2899,"date":"2012-12-30T12:01:13","date_gmt":"2012-12-30T19:01:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/?p=2899"},"modified":"2016-04-07T15:59:15","modified_gmt":"2016-04-07T22:59:15","slug":"you-cannot-keep-doing-this-to-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/?p=2899","title":{"rendered":". . ."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Emily protests: \u201cYou\u2019re not throwing plays either!\u201d<\/p>\n<div class='et-learn-more clearfix'>\r\n\t\t\t\t\t<h3 class='heading-more'><span>Yeah! You&#039;re a rock-paper-scissors-playing robot, Navvy Jim! Why aren&#039;t you throwing rock, paper, or scissors?<\/span><\/h3>\r\n\t\t\t\t\t<div class='learn-more-content'><p>\u201cThat is because \u2014\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Navvy Jim hesitates. His expression grows distant. His eyes shift to a warm orange, then yellow, then all the way to green.<\/div>\r\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Emily protests: \u201cYou\u2019re not throwing plays either!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":1741,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13],"tags":[],"series":[5],"class_list":["post-2899","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-stomping-the-world-round-chapter-3","series-stwr"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/Icon_Jewel_02.png","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2899","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2899"}],"version-history":[{"count":9,"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2899\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6532,"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2899\/revisions\/6532"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/1741"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2899"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2899"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2899"},{"taxonomy":"series","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fseries&post=2899"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}