{"id":30,"date":"2012-09-11T00:01:12","date_gmt":"2012-09-11T07:01:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/?p=30"},"modified":"2016-04-07T16:01:54","modified_gmt":"2016-04-07T23:01:54","slug":"30","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/?p=30","title":{"rendered":"&#8211; 5 &#8211;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span class='et-dropcap' style=\"font-size: 48px; color: #9D2727;\">J<\/span>ane makes an enemy. Well, more of a potato pancake, really. She fries it up in a pan.<\/p>\n<p>It has two ears. It has two eyes. It has a nose. \u201cIt\u2019s Johnny Pancake!\u201d she says.<\/p>\n<p>She doesn\u2019t eat it, though.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cIt\u2019s not that it\u2019s too cute,\u201d she says. \u201cI\u2019m just not hungry. I made too much!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>So she leaves Johnny Pancake on the sink.<\/p>\n<p>It\u2019s about ten years before Mr. Enemy. Fifteen, before the jaguars&#8217;ll come down.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>ane makes an enemy. Well, more of a potato pancake, really. She fries it up in a pan. It has two ears. It has two eyes. It has a nose. \u201cIt\u2019s Johnny Pancake!\u201d she says. She doesn\u2019t eat it, though. \u201cIt\u2019s not that it\u2019s too cute,\u201d she says. \u201cI\u2019m just not hungry. I made too [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":205,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"series":[5],"class_list":["post-30","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-stomping-the-world-round-prologue","series-stwr"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/07\/Just_Pancake.png","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=30"}],"version-history":[{"count":10,"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6747,"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30\/revisions\/6747"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/205"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=30"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=30"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=30"},{"taxonomy":"series","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fseries&post=30"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}