{"id":3004,"date":"2013-01-11T12:01:58","date_gmt":"2013-01-11T19:01:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/?p=3004"},"modified":"2016-04-07T15:58:44","modified_gmt":"2016-04-07T22:58:44","slug":"3004","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/?p=3004","title":{"rendered":". . ."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The scissors-swarm bursts past the jaguars while they are still coming up with excuses not to fight.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cMaybe the humans deserve this,\u201d declares Chan. \u201cBecause of all the constitutional amendments against gay marriage!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cOr even,\u201d offers Yohl \u2014 nobody has ever accused magical jaguars in a decaying orbit around the Earth of being a homogeneous sociopolitical entity \u2014 \u201cthe gay marriage, itself!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The scissors-swarm bursts past the jaguars while they are still coming up with excuses not to fight. \u201cMaybe the humans deserve this,\u201d declares Chan. \u201cBecause of all the constitutional amendments against gay marriage!\u201d \u201cOr even,\u201d offers Yohl \u2014 nobody has ever accused magical jaguars in a decaying orbit around the Earth of being a homogeneous [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":1367,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13],"tags":[],"series":[5],"class_list":["post-3004","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-stomping-the-world-round-chapter-3","series-stwr"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/Jaguar_Chained_Small.png","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3004","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3004"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3004\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6512,"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3004\/revisions\/6512"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/1367"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3004"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3004"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3004"},{"taxonomy":"series","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fseries&post=3004"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}