{"id":33,"date":"2012-09-12T00:01:39","date_gmt":"2012-09-12T07:01:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/?p=33"},"modified":"2016-04-07T16:01:54","modified_gmt":"2016-04-07T23:01:54","slug":"33","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/?p=33","title":{"rendered":". . ."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Jane tries feeding Johnny Pancake some cheese food. He doesn\u2019t eat it, because he isn\u2019t cheese. She tries feeding him some pizza food and some fish food. Then she bonks herself on the side of her head. <em>Duh! <\/em>She takes down the big box of potato pancake food and pours some on Johnny Pancake.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cSee?\u201d Emily says. \u201cHe\u2019s less rotten already!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>She tickles Johnny Pancake under the chin.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cThere\u2019s a good potato,\u201d she says.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cThat\u2019s so,\u201d Jane agrees.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cYou gonna eat him now?\u201d Emily says.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cNah,\u201d Jane says, giggling. \u201cI ate his whole family for dinner yesterday.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>They play, instead.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Jane tries feeding Johnny Pancake some cheese food. He doesn\u2019t eat it, because he isn\u2019t cheese. She tries feeding him some pizza food and some fish food. Then she bonks herself on the side of her head. Duh! She takes down the big box of potato pancake food and pours some on Johnny Pancake. \u201cSee?\u201d [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":205,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"series":[5],"class_list":["post-33","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-stomping-the-world-round-prologue","series-stwr"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/07\/Just_Pancake.png","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=33"}],"version-history":[{"count":11,"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6745,"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33\/revisions\/6745"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/205"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=33"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=33"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=33"},{"taxonomy":"series","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fseries&post=33"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}