{"id":3375,"date":"2013-02-12T14:01:09","date_gmt":"2013-02-12T21:01:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/?p=3375"},"modified":"2016-04-07T15:57:02","modified_gmt":"2016-04-07T22:57:02","slug":"3375","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/?p=3375","title":{"rendered":". . ."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Amelia calls her mother. She asks for I. P. Freeley. Her mother asks if she\u2019s all right.<\/p>\n<p>She throws out her pads and buys tampons, under the mistaken impression that this decision is somehow more wild and more free. She wears different-colored socks. She stays up until 11:30pm, wildly partying, and finally she begins to practice renegade alchemy and work on an elixir to make her immortal, omnipotent, and live forever.<\/p>\n<p>That\u2019s what the toad was for, of course.<\/p>\n<p>It\u2019s to glower at renegade alchemists, so they don\u2019t do things like that!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Amelia calls her mother. She asks for I. P. Freeley. Her mother asks if she\u2019s all right. She throws out her pads and buys tampons, under the mistaken impression that this decision is somehow more wild and more free. She wears different-colored socks. She stays up until 11:30pm, wildly partying, and finally she begins to [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":3366,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[14],"tags":[],"series":[5],"class_list":["post-3375","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-stomping-the-world-round-chapter-4","series-stwr"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/Toad_Dotted.png","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3375","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3375"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3375\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6455,"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3375\/revisions\/6455"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/3366"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3375"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3375"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3375"},{"taxonomy":"series","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fseries&post=3375"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}