{"id":3408,"date":"2013-02-18T12:01:16","date_gmt":"2013-02-18T19:01:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/?p=3408"},"modified":"2016-04-07T15:56:54","modified_gmt":"2016-04-07T22:56:54","slug":"3408","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/?p=3408","title":{"rendered":". . ."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The toad is actually dead. By the time Hans passed on it had forgotten how to feed itself and attempted to survive by glowering balefully at flies. Amelia doesn\u2019t know this, but if she had, she would have felt a momentary sadness and then tried to ignore it because seriously fuck that toad.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The toad is actually dead. By the time Hans passed on it had forgotten how to feed itself and attempted to survive by glowering balefully at flies. Amelia doesn\u2019t know this, but if she had, she would have felt a momentary sadness and then tried to ignore it because seriously fuck that toad.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":3409,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[14],"tags":[],"series":[5],"class_list":["post-3408","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-stomping-the-world-round-chapter-4","series-stwr"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/Sad-Toad-in-Snow.png","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3408","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3408"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3408\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6446,"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3408\/revisions\/6446"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/3409"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3408"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3408"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3408"},{"taxonomy":"series","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fseries&post=3408"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}