{"id":3510,"date":"2013-03-01T14:01:35","date_gmt":"2013-03-01T21:01:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/?p=3510"},"modified":"2016-04-07T15:56:34","modified_gmt":"2016-04-07T22:56:34","slug":"3510","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/?p=3510","title":{"rendered":". . ."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\u201cYou\u2019re the heart of it, aren\u2019t you?\u201d says Linus. \u201cYou\u2019re the reason. You\u2019re why there\u2019s nothing left that is good in the world? But haha. The joke\u2019s on you, Mr. Devil. Oh, yes. Swoosh! The bad man will clean you away.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cPlease,\u201d says the Devil dismissively. \u201cI <i>invented<\/i> creepy children.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>His tail twitches, twice, behind his back.<\/p>\n<p>Linus just giggles more. Then the humor fades from him. He begins to cry.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u201cYou\u2019re the heart of it, aren\u2019t you?\u201d says Linus. \u201cYou\u2019re the reason. You\u2019re why there\u2019s nothing left that is good in the world? But haha. The joke\u2019s on you, Mr. Devil. Oh, yes. Swoosh! The bad man will clean you away.\u201d \u201cPlease,\u201d says the Devil dismissively. \u201cI invented creepy children.\u201d His tail twitches, twice, behind [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":3502,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[14],"tags":[],"series":[5],"class_list":["post-3510","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-stomping-the-world-round-chapter-4","series-stwr"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/Linus_Head.jpg","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3510","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3510"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3510\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6425,"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3510\/revisions\/6425"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/3502"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3510"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3510"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3510"},{"taxonomy":"series","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fseries&post=3510"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}