{"id":3571,"date":"2013-03-08T10:01:58","date_gmt":"2013-03-08T17:01:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/?p=3571"},"modified":"2016-04-07T15:56:18","modified_gmt":"2016-04-07T22:56:18","slug":"5-4","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/?p=3571","title":{"rendered":"&#8211; 5 &#8211;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span class='et-dropcap' style=\"font-size: 48px; color: #9D2727;\">\u201cS<\/span>eriously?\u201d asks Tom.<\/p>\n<p>He looks Linus up and down. Linus shrinks back.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cMom, you adopted the antichrist? You didn\u2019t think you might, like \u2014 you know, <em>mention?\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n<p>\u201cCan\u2019t handle it?\u201d asks Amelia, wryly.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI\u2019d just like a trial period!\u201d Tom pro-tests.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>eriously?\u201d asks Tom. He looks Linus up and down. Linus shrinks back. \u201cMom, you adopted the antichrist? You didn\u2019t think you might, like \u2014 you know, mention?\u201d \u201cCan\u2019t handle it?\u201d asks Amelia, wryly. \u201cI\u2019d just like a trial period!\u201d Tom pro-tests.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":3530,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[14],"tags":[],"series":[5],"class_list":["post-3571","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-stomping-the-world-round-chapter-4","series-stwr"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/Square-Linus.jpg","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3571","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3571"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3571\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6411,"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3571\/revisions\/6411"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/3530"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3571"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3571"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3571"},{"taxonomy":"series","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fseries&post=3571"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}