{"id":3594,"date":"2013-03-09T14:01:16","date_gmt":"2013-03-09T21:01:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/?p=3594"},"modified":"2016-04-07T15:56:17","modified_gmt":"2016-04-07T22:56:17","slug":"3594","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/?p=3594","title":{"rendered":". . ."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>They watch as Tom and the antichrist duel one another with plastic lightsabers.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cEdmund needs some renegade in his life, anyway,\u201d Bertram says, after a while. \u201cNever met a more standoffish boy.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cYou should have seen Linus,\u201d giggles Amelia. \u201cHe was all \u2018sulk this\u2019 and \u2018antichrist that\u2019 and \u2018nobody can understand the endless emptiness that is my soul\u2019 when I got him.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cHard to imagine,\u201d says Bertram Gulley, and he shakes his head.<\/p>\n<p>The black dog catches Tom\u2019s lightsaber in its teeth, growls, and wrestles with the boy; and Linus flails at him with his own saber and he laughs.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>They watch as Tom and the antichrist duel one another with plastic lightsabers. \u201cEdmund needs some renegade in his life, anyway,\u201d Bertram says, after a while. \u201cNever met a more standoffish boy.\u201d \u201cYou should have seen Linus,\u201d giggles Amelia. \u201cHe was all \u2018sulk this\u2019 and \u2018antichrist that\u2019 and \u2018nobody can understand the endless emptiness that [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":3530,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[14],"tags":[],"series":[5],"class_list":["post-3594","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-stomping-the-world-round-chapter-4","series-stwr"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/Square-Linus.jpg","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3594","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3594"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3594\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6406,"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3594\/revisions\/6406"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/3530"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3594"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3594"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3594"},{"taxonomy":"series","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fseries&post=3594"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}