{"id":3598,"date":"2013-03-11T10:01:08","date_gmt":"2013-03-11T17:01:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/?p=3598"},"modified":"2016-04-07T15:56:17","modified_gmt":"2016-04-07T22:56:17","slug":"6-5","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/?p=3598","title":{"rendered":"&#8211; 6 &#8211;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span class='et-dropcap' style=\"font-size: 48px; color: #9D2727;\">B<\/span>ertram Gulley withdraws money from the bank. He walks out. He walks straight into the point of an umbrella.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cUm,\u201d he says.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI am the space princess assassin Maria Souvante,\u201d the umbrella\u2019s holder says. \u201cAnd certain of your colleagues have judged you \u2014 unnecessary.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cThat\u2019s probably on account of my vast debts to unsavory interests,\u201d admits Bertram. \u201cBut I\u2019ll pay them! Honestly! I don\u2019t need to be assassinated!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>ertram Gulley withdraws money from the bank. He walks out. He walks straight into the point of an umbrella. \u201cUm,\u201d he says. \u201cI am the space princess assassin Maria Souvante,\u201d the umbrella\u2019s holder says. \u201cAnd certain of your colleagues have judged you \u2014 unnecessary.\u201d \u201cThat\u2019s probably on account of my vast debts to unsavory interests,\u201d [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":3389,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[14],"tags":[],"series":[5],"class_list":["post-3598","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-stomping-the-world-round-chapter-4","series-stwr"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/Bertram2.jpg","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3598","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3598"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3598\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6405,"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3598\/revisions\/6405"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/3389"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3598"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3598"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3598"},{"taxonomy":"series","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fseries&post=3598"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}