{"id":3687,"date":"2013-03-20T11:01:24","date_gmt":"2013-03-20T18:01:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/?p=3687"},"modified":"2016-04-07T15:55:59","modified_gmt":"2016-04-07T22:55:59","slug":"3687","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/?p=3687","title":{"rendered":". . ."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\u201cMove, you,\u201d says Tom, to the dog.<\/p>\n<p>The dog, reluctantly, vanishes.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cYour new mother!\u201d says Tom.<\/p>\n<p>Amelia stops frantically decorating her study with glitter and unicorns. She puts on a desperately charming smile.<\/p>\n<p>She turns!<\/p>\n<p>Jane gasps again. \u201cIt\u2019s a renegade alchemist!\u201d she posits.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cNo!\u201d exposits Tom. \u201cShe\u2019s a renegade alchem\u2014 wait.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cIt\u2019s the malignant residue of a glowering toad,\u201d Jane says. \u201cYou can always tell!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u201cMove, you,\u201d says Tom, to the dog. The dog, reluctantly, vanishes. \u201cYour new mother!\u201d says Tom. Amelia stops frantically decorating her study with glitter and unicorns. She puts on a desperately charming smile. She turns! Jane gasps again. \u201cIt\u2019s a renegade alchemist!\u201d she posits. \u201cNo!\u201d exposits Tom. \u201cShe\u2019s a renegade alchem\u2014 wait.\u201d \u201cIt\u2019s the malignant [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":3366,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[14],"tags":[],"series":[5],"class_list":["post-3687","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-stomping-the-world-round-chapter-4","series-stwr"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/Toad_Dotted.png","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3687","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3687"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3687\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6389,"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3687\/revisions\/6389"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/3366"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3687"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3687"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3687"},{"taxonomy":"series","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fseries&post=3687"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}