{"id":3855,"date":"2013-04-08T10:01:29","date_gmt":"2013-04-08T17:01:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/?p=3855"},"modified":"2016-04-07T15:55:38","modified_gmt":"2016-04-07T22:55:38","slug":"3855","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/?p=3855","title":{"rendered":". . ."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>There is a crunch of an alien footstep on the lawn below.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Jane leans over the railing.<\/p>\n<p>She looks down.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cIt\u2019s Maria,\u201d she says. \u201cShe\u2019s in deadly battle armor!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cThat\u2019s a corset,\u201d says Linus.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cHave <em>you<\/em> ever worn one? They\u2019re death on wheels!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cMore importantly,\u201d says Tom, who has joined them in looking down, \u201cwhy hasn\u2019t she found us? Is it the sign? Because it would, I admit, be awesome if that worked on <i>some<\/i> girls.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cNo,\u201d says Jane.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cNo?\u201d says Edmund.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cMew,\u201d says Mouser.<\/p>\n<p>Shut up, Mouser. You are not adding to this conversation!<\/p>\n<p>\u201cMew,\u201d says Mouser, thoughtfully, again.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>There is a crunch of an alien footstep on the lawn below. Jane leans over the railing. She looks down. \u201cIt\u2019s Maria,\u201d she says. \u201cShe\u2019s in deadly battle armor!\u201d \u201cThat\u2019s a corset,\u201d says Linus. \u201cHave you ever worn one? They\u2019re death on wheels!\u201d \u201cMore importantly,\u201d says Tom, who has joined them in looking down, \u201cwhy [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":3856,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[14],"tags":[],"series":[5],"class_list":["post-3855","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-stomping-the-world-round-chapter-4","series-stwr"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/Maria-Chained.jpg","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3855","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3855"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3855\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6355,"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3855\/revisions\/6355"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/3856"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3855"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3855"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3855"},{"taxonomy":"series","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fseries&post=3855"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}