{"id":3860,"date":"2013-04-08T12:01:37","date_gmt":"2013-04-08T19:01:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/?p=3860"},"modified":"2016-04-07T15:55:38","modified_gmt":"2016-04-07T22:55:38","slug":"3860","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/?p=3860","title":{"rendered":". . ."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\u201cShe\u2019s not <i>blinded <\/i>to us,\u201d says Jane. \u201cLook at those neck somatics! She\u2019s trying desperately not to look up no matter how loud our hasty, whispered conversation gets!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cThat\u2019s true,\u201d says Tom. \u201cLook at her twitch when I say her name!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cYou didn\u2019t say her name,\u201d Edmund notes.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cMaria,\u201d says Tom, \u201cI mean.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWow,\u201d says Jane.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cThat\u2019s a twitch.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cAnd another one,\u201d says Linus excitedly. \u201cShould we tease her more?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cNo!\u201d says Jane. \u201cDo not tease the space princess assassin trying not to notice your stealthy antichrist presence!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cStop <i>yelling <\/i>about it, Jane!\u201d yells Tom.<\/p>\n<p>She head-butts him. He pulls her hair. They fall out of the tree-house and land with a thump just as Maria fortuitously turns around and begins to patrol away.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cOw,\u201d mutters Jane.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cOi!\u201d yells Edmund. \u201cYou two all right?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The tip of a space rifle protrudes from Maria\u2019s umbrella. She points it vaguely upwards. She fires two shots. With a crack one of the stars in the distant sky goes out.<\/p>\n<p>Edmund shuts up.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cBut where,\u201d wonders Linus, \u201cdid the other shot go?\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u201cShe\u2019s not blinded to us,\u201d says Jane. \u201cLook at those neck somatics! She\u2019s trying desperately not to look up no matter how loud our hasty, whispered conversation gets!\u201d \u201cThat\u2019s true,\u201d says Tom. \u201cLook at her twitch when I say her name!\u201d \u201cYou didn\u2019t say her name,\u201d Edmund notes. \u201cMaria,\u201d says Tom, \u201cI mean.\u201d \u201cWow,\u201d says [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":3856,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[14],"tags":[],"series":[5],"class_list":["post-3860","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-stomping-the-world-round-chapter-4","series-stwr"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/Maria-Chained.jpg","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3860","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3860"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3860\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6354,"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3860\/revisions\/6354"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/3856"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3860"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3860"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3860"},{"taxonomy":"series","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fseries&post=3860"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}