{"id":3934,"date":"2013-04-13T10:01:20","date_gmt":"2013-04-13T17:01:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/?p=3934"},"modified":"2016-04-07T15:55:22","modified_gmt":"2016-04-07T22:55:22","slug":"3934","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/?p=3934","title":{"rendered":". . ."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\u201cLet&#8217;s get <em>mittens<\/em>,\u201d says Tom.<\/p>\n<p>He strides dramatically to his science wardrobe. He flings it open. He shoves the coats aside and opens the Marvelous Mittens Box.<\/p>\n<p>Then he stares.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cSomeone\u2019s been \u2014\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cThey\u2019ve ransacked our wardrobe,\u201d Linus declares.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cRidiculous,\u201d says Tom. He shakes his head. He shakes his head again. \u201cImpossible. Nobody would . . . who would . . . they\u2019re <i>mittens<\/i>. Nobody has <i>ever <\/i>stolen<i> mittens<\/i>.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cNobody,\u201d says Jane, \u201cbut an awful lovable space princess assassin nanny standing between the Doom Team and a Taoist Immortality Elixir \u2014 that\u2019s who!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cNo!\u201d cries Tom.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cBut what if it is cold out?\u201d asks Linus. He cannot quite accept it.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cUse balefire,\u201d grumbles Tom.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI cannot warm my hands with balefire!\u201d says Linus. He turns away.<\/p>\n<p>He sulks.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cNobody understands the life of an antichrist.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cYou\u2019re fracturing!\u201d says Jane. She bumps Tom and Linus on the back. \u201cThe Doom Team has to stick together!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Tom sighs. He looks down. He looks at Linus.<\/p>\n<p>Linus gives him a half-smile.<\/p>\n<p>Tom grips Linus\u2019 hand for a moment. Then he salutes. Edmund flips them a forehead twiddle. Mouser mews.<\/p>\n<p>Jane watches for a moment, then she shrugs.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cCome on!\u201d she says. \u201cLet\u2019s hunt those kettles and mittens down.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u201cLet&#8217;s get mittens,\u201d says Tom. He strides dramatically to his science wardrobe. He flings it open. He shoves the coats aside and opens the Marvelous Mittens Box. Then he stares. \u201cSomeone\u2019s been \u2014\u201d \u201cThey\u2019ve ransacked our wardrobe,\u201d Linus declares. \u201cRidiculous,\u201d says Tom. He shakes his head. He shakes his head again. \u201cImpossible. Nobody would . [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":3502,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[14],"tags":[],"series":[5],"class_list":["post-3934","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-stomping-the-world-round-chapter-4","series-stwr"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/Linus_Head.jpg","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3934","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3934"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3934\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6341,"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3934\/revisions\/6341"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/3502"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3934"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3934"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3934"},{"taxonomy":"series","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fseries&post=3934"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}