{"id":5707,"date":"2015-07-01T16:51:10","date_gmt":"2015-07-01T23:51:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/?p=5707"},"modified":"2016-04-07T15:34:15","modified_gmt":"2016-04-07T22:34:15","slug":"3-23","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/?p=5707","title":{"rendered":"&#8211; 3 &#8211;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\u201cI\u2019ve been trying to make a science hammer,\u201d says Tom, at the afterparty.<\/p>\n<p>They\u2019re looking out over the campus and drinking sparkling water they are pretending is champagne.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cYeah,\u201d says Cheryl.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI think we should integrate it,\u201d he says. \u201cI couldn\u2019t get it to work. I couldn\u2019t ever get \u2014\u201d<\/p>\n<p>He waves his hands around.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cIt\u2019s really hard to make a hammer,\u201d he says, \u201cto smoosh outcomes into the desired configuration. It\u2019s like, how do you get enough of an understanding of <em>desired<\/em> from your head, as it were, into its?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cBut you think a boot can do it?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cA boot\u2019s full of people,\u201d says Tom. \u201cA boot\u2019s full of life, and minds, and people who can operate the various levers and . . . eyelets . . . and whatnot. A boot can manage what a hammer cannot.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>They can already see it, both of them, in their heads \u2014 the world, blue and honest below them, as they hypothetically stare down on it through Amber\u2019s pseudo-glass shielding from space.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWe could smush it all,\u201d says Cheryl. \u201cNot just wolves and cannibals.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cThe snake,\u201d says Tom.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cThe living storm,\u201d says Cheryl.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cBad grades.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cHaha,\u201d laughs Cheryl. She\u2019s pretending to be tipsy. She leans a bit, over the balcony edge. \u201cIt\u2019s perfect, Tom. We can do it.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cThe future of humanity is a boot stomping down from the Heavens,\u201d Tom says.<\/p>\n<p>They clink glasses.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cForever!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u201cI\u2019ve been trying to make a science hammer,\u201d says Tom, at the afterparty. They\u2019re looking out over the campus and drinking sparkling water they are pretending is champagne. \u201cYeah,\u201d says Cheryl. \u201cI think we should integrate it,\u201d he says. \u201cI couldn\u2019t get it to work. I couldn\u2019t ever get \u2014\u201d He waves his hands around. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":3399,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[45],"tags":[],"series":[50],"class_list":["post-5707","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-vidars-boot-chapter-8","series-vidars-boot"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/Hat_1_blankbg.png","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5707","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5707"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5707\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6039,"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5707\/revisions\/6039"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/3399"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5707"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5707"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5707"},{"taxonomy":"series","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fseries&post=5707"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}