{"id":5806,"date":"2015-10-06T13:38:05","date_gmt":"2015-10-06T20:38:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/?p=5806"},"modified":"2016-04-07T15:26:14","modified_gmt":"2016-04-07T22:26:14","slug":"3-27","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/?p=5806","title":{"rendered":"&#8211; 3 &#8211;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Max is dueling Eugenie. She used to be better than him,  but he\u2019s gotten stronger; it\u2019s rough on him,  but winning is possible; and something\u2019s happened to her summon,  the lurching, bloody remnants of a gigantic four-armed ape. He drives her to a draw this time; and they\u2019re panting, there, when Sid walks in.<\/p>\n<p>Eugenie thinks about this for a while. Then she steps aside.<\/p>\n<p>She gestures broadly towards Max.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cSid,\u201d says Max. \u201cSid, you shouldn\u2019t be \u2014\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Sid free-summons INTIMATION.<\/p>\n<p>Max gulps. Then Max frowns.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWait,\u201d he says. \u201cIs that a free-summoning of an intimation that one day you\u2019ll be able to summon really bad-assed things, or an intimation that one day you will be good enough to bad-assedly manage a free summoning?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cYou shouldn\u2019t fight a summoner,\u201d says Sid, in what he probably thinks is a bad-assed fashion, \u201cif you\u2019re not prepared for some linguistic ambiguity!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>He\u2019s reached the summoners\u2019 circle. He scrawls a summoning circle in the dirt inside it with his toe.<\/p>\n<p>He calls out, PUZZLING ENIGMA!<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWhoa, whoa, whoa!\u201d yells Max. He skips back. He averts his eyes from the enigma. He seizes up his stick and stomps it to call up SNOWSTORM.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI think you\u2019ll find I\u2019m not so easy any longer,\u201d smirks Sid.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cYou\u2019ve never been <em>easy<\/em>,\u201d says Max.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cYou <em>hugged <\/em>me.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cYou were hurting!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cYou pushed me away with hand puppets!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI was good at hand puppets!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cYou\u2019re arguing with me instead of <em>fighting!<\/em>\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cIt\u2019s a <em>distraction!<\/em>\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Snow covers the puzzling enigma. It drives Sid staggering back. Max\u2019s hand comes forward, articulated into a claw, pulling BAD JUDGE\u2019S CALL out of the air. It bumps Sid lightly.<\/p>\n<p>Eugenie holds up a card in the air. She calls the match for Max!<\/p>\n<p>After a while, they\u2019re sitting there, at the edge of the arena, and Max says, \u201cI was scared for you, you know.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cThat was a really bad call by Eugenie,\u201d Sid says. \u201cI had you on the ropes, man.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cYeah, well,\u201d says Max. He grins a summoner\u2019s smile. \u201cThat\u2019s how it goes.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>He rises. He walks to the door.<\/p>\n<p>He\u2019s got to go. He\u2019s got a hot date! With a prophet! But he hangs out by the door for a moment, looking back at Sid.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI\u2019m so glad,\u201d he says, \u201cthat you\u2019re finally well.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Max is dueling Eugenie. She used to be better than him, but he\u2019s gotten stronger; it\u2019s rough on him, but winning is possible; and something\u2019s happened to her summon, the lurching, bloody remnants of a gigantic four-armed ape. He drives her to a draw this time; and they\u2019re panting, there, when Sid walks in. Eugenie [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":859,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[54],"tags":[],"series":[50],"class_list":["post-5806","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-vidars-boot-chapter-11","series-vidars-boot"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/Icon_Space1.png","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5806","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5806"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5806\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5999,"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5806\/revisions\/5999"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/859"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5806"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5806"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5806"},{"taxonomy":"series","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fseries&post=5806"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}