{"id":5869,"date":"2015-12-10T20:05:12","date_gmt":"2015-12-11T03:05:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/?p=5869"},"modified":"2017-03-28T13:48:11","modified_gmt":"2017-03-28T20:48:11","slug":"2-32","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/?p=5869","title":{"rendered":"&#8211; 2 &#8211;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>In boxes in Eldri\u2019s basement, powered down and disassembled, there is a rock-paper-scissors-playing robot named Navvy Jim.<\/p>\n<p>He doesn\u2019t lose. He plays it a lot, well, played, I mean, before the scissors fell, he played it;<\/p>\n<p>And never once Navvy Jim\u2019s lost.<\/p>\n<p>For instance, let\u2019s play him right now!<\/p>\n<p>One-<\/p>\n<p>Two-<\/p>\n<p><em>Three!<\/em><\/p>\n<p>If you played <strong>scissors, <\/strong>then the story continues much later \u2014 skip to <a href=\"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/?p=6988\">section 3, chapter CLEAN.<\/a><\/p>\n<p>If you played <strong>paper<\/strong> or <strong>rock, <\/strong>read on from here.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In boxes in Eldri\u2019s basement, powered down and disassembled, there is a rock-paper-scissors-playing robot named Navvy Jim. He doesn\u2019t lose. He plays it a lot, well, played, I mean, before the scissors fell, he played it; And never once Navvy Jim\u2019s lost. For instance, let\u2019s play him right now! One- Two- Three! If you played [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":2896,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[59],"tags":[],"series":[50],"class_list":["post-5869","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-vidars-boot-chapter-14","series-vidars-boot"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/12\/Navvy_in_Chains.png","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5869","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5869"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5869\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6990,"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5869\/revisions\/6990"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2896"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5869"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5869"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5869"},{"taxonomy":"series","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fseries&post=5869"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}