{"id":6908,"date":"2016-07-24T15:17:45","date_gmt":"2016-07-24T22:17:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/?p=6908"},"modified":"2016-07-24T15:17:45","modified_gmt":"2016-07-24T22:17:45","slug":"5-28","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/?p=6908","title":{"rendered":"&#8211; 5 &#8211;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Emily pastes a few extra buttons on her Konami Thunder Dance pad. She adds a button for navigation in Antarctica. She adds a button labeled <em>Nobody Wants to Hear Your Opinion You Stupid Evil Prophet Anyway. <\/em>And another three in memory of Lirabelle, Veronica, and Fred.<\/p>\n<p>Then she goes online.<\/p>\n<p>She hunts through pages and pages of irrelevant results because she doesn\u2019t really know how to use Google.<\/p>\n<p>Eventually she finds it \u2014 tucked away in a little-known guide on IGN. It\u2019s years and years old. It\u2019s in Japanese. It\u2019s for the wrong version. But she translates it anyway. She prints it out. She types it in.<\/p>\n<p>She has found it.<\/p>\n<p>It\u2019s the Unlimited Cheat Code for the Konami Thunder Dance.<\/p>\n<p>She plays around with it. She learns the options.<\/p>\n<p>Then she goes to face the evil prophet down.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Emily pastes a few extra buttons on her Konami Thunder Dance pad. She adds a button for navigation in Antarctica. She adds a button labeled Nobody Wants to Hear Your Opinion You Stupid Evil Prophet Anyway. And another three in memory of Lirabelle, Veronica, and Fred. Then she goes online. She hunts through pages and [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":4824,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[68],"tags":[],"series":[50],"class_list":["post-6908","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-vidars-boot-chapter-22","series-vidars-boot"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/KTD3.png","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6908","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6908"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6908\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6909,"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6908\/revisions\/6909"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/4824"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6908"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6908"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6908"},{"taxonomy":"series","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fseries&post=6908"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}