{"id":6984,"date":"2017-03-28T13:40:23","date_gmt":"2017-03-28T20:40:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/?p=6984"},"modified":"2017-03-28T13:41:16","modified_gmt":"2017-03-28T20:41:16","slug":"1-46","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/?p=6984","title":{"rendered":"&#8211; 1 &#8211;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Jeremiah Clean\u2019s got the world just about straightened out, now.<\/p>\n<p>There was a bit of a kink. A bit of a <em>hitch<\/em>, if you know what I mean, roundabouts the time Hans was ending. But the new guy\u2019s grown into his job now. He\u2019s got it covered.<\/p>\n<p>He\u2019s even getting <em>known<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>His life is pretty sweet, now. People respect him. They tip their hat to him when he passes them in the halls. He\u2019ll tip his hat right back.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cMr. Brown,\u201d he\u2019ll say. Or \u201cMr. Evans.\u201d \u2014<\/p>\n<p>Well, wait. Not \u201cMr. Evans.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cMr. Brown,\u201d he\u2019ll say. Or \u201cMr. Pungent.\u201d Or whatever else is the person\u2019s name. Maybe even \u201cMs. Edrafille Imbroglio.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>But not \u201cMr. Evans.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>He took care of the Evans\u2019.<\/p>\n<p>And they\u2019ll say, of course: \u201cMr. Clean.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The world\u2019s practically polished, spit and polished, now, and yet \u2014<\/p>\n<p>Somehow it doesn\u2019t make him happy.<\/p>\n<p>He\u2019d thought, if he could just get all these horrors under control. These giant wolves and giant snakes, the big scorpions, the crime \u2014<\/p>\n<p>That he\u2019d be <em>happy.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>He looks at the world, though, and it\u2019s still not clean.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Jeremiah Clean\u2019s got the world just about straightened out, now. There was a bit of a kink. A bit of a hitch, if you know what I mean, roundabouts the time Hans was ending. But the new guy\u2019s grown into his job now. He\u2019s got it covered. He\u2019s even getting known. His life is pretty [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":5440,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[71],"tags":[],"series":[50],"class_list":["post-6984","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-vidars-boot-chapter-25","series-vidars-boot"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/New-Combinedplate-Vidar_02.png","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6984","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6984"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6984\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6985,"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6984\/revisions\/6985"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/5440"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6984"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6984"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6984"},{"taxonomy":"series","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fseries&post=6984"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}