{"id":729,"date":"2012-09-07T16:01:37","date_gmt":"2012-09-07T23:01:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/?p=729"},"modified":"2016-04-07T16:01:54","modified_gmt":"2016-04-07T23:01:54","slug":"729","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/?p=729","title":{"rendered":". . ."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Melanie frowns at her notes. \u201cHow do you aggravate littering, anyway?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cIt\u2019s my special talent,\u201d says Mr. Enemy. \u201cObserve.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>He takes a cigarette butt out from under his pillow. He flicks it onto the ground in front of Melanie. The burnt end flares and begins to emit seventh-hand smoke \u2014 thirty-two times deadlier than second-hand smoke! Melanie quickly stomps it out.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI\u2019m not afraid of getting lung cancer,\u201d she says, boldly.<\/p>\n<p>He looks at her.<\/p>\n<p>She looks away.<\/p>\n<p>\u201c<em>I\u2019m<\/em> afraid of you getting lung cancer,\u201d says Mr. Enemy, after a moment. \u201cI\u2019m not <em>your<\/em> enemy. But I have to be as messy as possible or I can\u2019t count it as a blow against Mr. Clean.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Melanie frowns at her notes. \u201cHow do you aggravate littering, anyway?\u201d \u201cIt\u2019s my special talent,\u201d says Mr. Enemy. \u201cObserve.\u201d He takes a cigarette butt out from under his pillow. He flicks it onto the ground in front of Melanie. The burnt end flares and begins to emit seventh-hand smoke \u2014 thirty-two times deadlier than second-hand [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":1121,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"series":[5],"class_list":["post-729","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-stomping-the-world-round-prologue","series-stwr"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/Cigarette.png","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/729","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=729"}],"version-history":[{"count":11,"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/729\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6751,"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/729\/revisions\/6751"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/1121"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=729"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=729"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=729"},{"taxonomy":"series","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fseries&post=729"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}