{"id":936,"date":"2012-10-03T00:21:30","date_gmt":"2012-10-03T07:21:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/?p=936"},"modified":"2016-04-07T16:01:32","modified_gmt":"2016-04-07T23:01:32","slug":"936","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/?p=936","title":{"rendered":". . ."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Listen. Listen.<\/p>\n<p>Listen.<\/p>\n<p>I know that a lot of people think that this is hip<em>,<\/em> but it is not hip. I know that Hans was doing it centuries before any of you modern hipsters were alive, but that doesn\u2019t matter. It doesn\u2019t even matter that people will do it so freely and unashamedly in the modern circuses. It is <em>bad <\/em>to whisk a duck.<\/p>\n<p>Oh, Hans!<\/p>\n<p>It is <em>bad<\/em>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Listen. Listen. Listen. I know that a lot of people think that this is hip, but it is not hip. I know that Hans was doing it centuries before any of you modern hipsters were alive, but that doesn\u2019t matter. It doesn\u2019t even matter that people will do it so freely and unashamedly in the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":1131,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10],"tags":[],"series":[5],"class_list":["post-936","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-stomping-the-world-round-chapter-1","series-stwr"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/Icon_Andrea_NoBG.png","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/936","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=936"}],"version-history":[{"count":10,"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/936\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6719,"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/936\/revisions\/6719"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/1131"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=936"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=936"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=936"},{"taxonomy":"series","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/books.hitherby.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fseries&post=936"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}