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But the magical jaguars are weakened and they are sick. They are moving slowly. Their power is frail. People keep mocking them on television about their missing apocalypse, which is hardly fair, considering the fact that nobody consulted them on it, their ears provide terrible television reception, and they are suffocating over the course of endless centuries in a decaying orbit around the Earth.

Also they are bad at calendars.

Really bad.

They gather their power to fight the wicked god of space but it is frail. They are frail. They can barely protect a narrow band of Mesoamerica, and they themselves.

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