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It is bad to write blank checks to a wallaby.
Oh, Hans, it is bad.
It distracts the wallaby from the things of its life. It makes the wallaby perplexed. It has no place in its mind to hold the checks, and one too many options in its flesh. It is not ready to be rich, not that wallaby; Hans has ruined it; and if one day it should fill out and cash those checks a terrible accounting is sure to come.