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Lightning is good. Lightning is good and electricity is good and magnetism is good, I think, but not too much lightning, not too much electricity, not too much magnetism. There’s a reason that we bind it up in Maxwell’s Laws.
Not too much — and just about any lightning is too much for a cow.
Hans’ cow is there, deep beneath the earth. It is on his farm. It is shocked and it is shocking. It is crackling and it is shivering. It is dancing. It is coruscating. Soon it catches fire.
It burns.
It burns, does Hans’ cow, it becomes a fire-cow; it is made bale-kind, and it burns deep beneath the earth.
Bale-Kind is the BEST kind!