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Posted by Jenna on Oct 3, 2012 in Stomping the World Round: Chapter 1 | 2 comments

Listen. Listen.
Listen.
I know that a lot of people think that this is hip, but it is not hip. I know that Hans was doing it centuries before any of you modern hipsters were alive, but that doesn’t matter. It doesn’t even matter that people will do it so freely and unashamedly in the modern circuses. It is bad to whisk a duck.
Oh, Hans!
It is bad.
One imagines this depends on where the duck is being whisked away to!
Oh, Tony. Duck whisking is no occasion for moral relativism. If a thing is wrong it is wrong no matter where you go with it!